Sid or Razor can be ordered (by you) to put the hamster in the microwave oven and blow it up.
If a kid then gives the hamster remains to Weird Ed, then he slowly realizes what it is. In the next scene, the kid is replaced by a tombstone in the front yard.
Dr. Fred comes to Weird Ed, saying that the evil meteor needs a hamster and an electric cattle prod.
When she locks a boy in the dungeon, she says "I should have tied you to my bed, cutie."
When she locks a girl in the dungeon, she's says "You're lucky you aren't a boy."
When someone calls her from the phone in the library, she says "Is this a prank phone call? There's no heavy breathing. Let me show you how to do it."
When he locks a kid in the dungeon, he says "I hope you rot."
He calls the Purple Tentacle Sucker Face.
He calls the meteor Crater Head.
If the reactor blows up, everyone within a five mile radius dies. (This is a cautionary story about home nuclear power.)